I don't know my dick from my dick on this web site

Yep, it's true. The good lord gave your old man a dog dick

Son this job at Kid Rock's Big Ass Honky Tonk Rock N' Roll Steakhouse could be the opportunity of a lifetime

Doc have you ever seen a bung hole of this proportion

Oh look here comes ass boy

I can't believe you wished for the ability to make your voice sound like anyone so you could talk to Kathy Bates on the phone

It's like Fat Albert always used to say man hey hey hey you know

Bro you have such an enchanting odor

A Mr Venus skull would be so sick