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The Shrimpening II
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Fool, my powers are far beyond urs
In ancient Crete, asparagus pee was jarred & stored in great ceramic vessels within the labyrinthine palace of Knossos.
Celebrate international men’s day by sticking your pecker in a hornet’s nest
Replaying Middle Earth: Shadows of War, which I assume is 100% canon & in tune with Tolkien’s vision.
Very fun. Seems way easier than last time I played it. So far my only hiccup was a high level orc war chief who killed me twice. There was also an annoying troll who kept regenerating his health on the brink of death.
I recently ended one of Saruman’s white hand bros too.
The most recent Predator short story anthology I read featured a Predator hunting union & confederate soldiers on the eve of Chancellorsville (including general stonewall Jackson on a recon mission). Otoh, somewhat romanticized & sympathetic portrayal of Jackson. OTOH, he still gets killed by his own men, the Predator kills all his confederate bodyguards, & Union soldiers explode the Predator’s head with a cannon shot.
Read a Predator short story set in the Vietnam War with a Predator stalking & hunting a group of us special forces & a group of viet cong. The Americans are retreating to their chopper extraction point. The Predator gets drawn into a battle with them & the viet cong. It kills the viet cong, gets wounded, one of the americans aims an M79 grenade launcher & is about to kill it. the other survivor stops him- look, it’s our chopper! So the Predator gets away, kills them both. lol so fucking stupid
Coconuts and penises have been at war for over 3,000 years
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