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I'm whatever the opposite of an influencer is. I'm the dark matter of influencing.
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@DJDarren Definitely relate. I lost 80 pounds 20 years ago and have kept it off, and the main reason why is because I almost completely gave up sugar. I used to give myself "cheat days," but those made it worse. It took about five years (no kidding) for the desire to completely go away. Now I can have, say, one scoop of ice cream a couple of times a year and be satisfied, and it doesn't lead to a multi-day binge. Feels like being let out of jail.
Trans Homecoming Queen Shuts Down Conservative Outrage After She Wins The Crown

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@MrLovenstein Your comics are always great, but I LOLed at this one.
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@Centurion480 Don't forget that at least one study found that a new metric—"overfat"—encapsulates *91 percent* of Americans. So if you're not overweight, obese, or overfat, you're in the lucky 9 percent.
what the hell is going on
@HaldeCraft SQUEEEEEE 💙
@bigzaphod If you value your sanity, do not try Skrewball peanut butter whiskey. Sounds disgusting. But oh my god is it delicious.
@SamYourEyes That's beautiful writing.
@ai6yr What…and I cannot stress this enough…the FUCK is wrong with humans.