In these divisive political times we can only turn to one thing to unite us, the one shared value that ALL Americans hold dear: the design and implementation of systemd, the service configuration software for linux computing systems.
Worker: I can't live on $7.25/hr
GOP: So go to college
W: I can't afford $100K tuition
GOP: Take out loans
W: I can't afford to pay these at 8% interest
GOP: No one forced you to go to college
W: But you just said—
Billionaire: I NEED MORE MONEY!
GOP: Here's a $2T Tax Cut