oh geez have i given up on mastodon already???

NASDANQ news https://memeinsider.co/article/flash/nasdanq-beta-phase-leaked-screenshots

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na na na na na na na na #BATFAM
https://memetastic.space/media/k2t4zGqprEibrvHwM-c

If you still have any Pepsi memes, I think this is probably your last chance to sell

Me: "Mom, I'm going to school to learn French!"
Mom: "That's wonderful! Where?"
Me: "Mastodon"
Mom: "What?"
*ten minutes later*
Me: "bonjour je voudrais le omelette du fromage hon hon hon"
Mom: "Excuse me?"
Me: https://memetastic.space/media/0gGL7q_tGW-40q_SV1I

I actually do like all the Frenchposting though. It lets me believe that important conversations about cheesemaking and the future of the European Union are happening while I'm over here merdeposting with the #batfam https://memetastic.space/media/vFxefnvJzmvjML6Ho3Q

Thinkpiece pitch: Mastodon Is Over, Please Watch My News Org's Autoplay Video Advertisement

Did France go to bed?

The appeal right now is a repost is not a repost. We can stand on the edge of this new frontier, and we can make low-effort posts that have never before been seen on the shores of Mastodon. We are shitposting pioneers. https://memetastic.space/media/IGJm3dSnpKv5P0jW6rM