Me: "Mom, I'm going to school to learn French!"
Mom: "That's wonderful! Where?"
Me: "Mastodon"
Mom: "What?"
*ten minutes later*
Me: "bonjour je voudrais le omelette du fromage hon hon hon"
Mom: "Excuse me?"
Me: https://memetastic.space/media/0gGL7q_tGW-40q_SV1I