@raybendici

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Funny, you know, like mayonnaise left in the sun. Also alleged author of “Satan and The Adventure of The Blue-Eyed Freak,” available via Amazon
Anyone else struggle in telling the difference between complete and incomplete strangers? #question
Always wonder why no one talks about the Impure Prairie League—they had to be more interesting than the other one, right? #70s
If a picture is worth a thousand words, how much is an animated gif throwing your way? #wednesdaywonderings
If there’s a sucker born every minute, that means there’s one dying every minute too, right? So … win?
Is anyone checking bath water for thrown out babies? Seems like sewers should be lousy with youngins #humor (i hope)
The only thing I know for certain about 2023 is that it will be odd. #happynewyear
Dang it’s cold! Glad I’m not going to work tonight in an open-air sled. Might need to leave out a shot with the cookies tonight #xmas #santaiscoming
*checks watch* Still waiting on the invention of fortune cones, people. Let’s get to it! #icecream #humor #businessopportunities
So if you’re an atheist does that make you just stitious?
Working on my 6-word eulogy: “He really tried, for a while.” #eulogy #6WordBio #6wordstory