@raindro

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cat guy | god | princess
the impact of a dad joke can be measured on a sighsmograph

*dipping my butter knife into an inter-dimensional portal*

me: this reality is so spreadable

I’m like a car guy, only for butts
dishes are the laundry of the kitchen
its actually ok to have a chip on your shoulder because what if you pass up some queso youll be super glad you had that chip then
wearing a little blue checkmark on my shirt to remember that i'm real
when someone says I’m wrong I just say “nuh uh” and they change their mind
If the rich don’t want us to eat them they should give us food
talk to me (silly) goose
i always accept all cookies but i have never received said cookies. what gives?