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World's Okay-est SecOps Analyst. Incident Responder. Enthusiast. Maker. Blood type: Coffee+. INTJ-A. What's a sleep schedule?
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This is the only thing really worth saving, and possibly worth reading, that I ever posted to Twitter. #infosec #cybersecurity
Oh dear. I've just been informed that collecting the names of every person on the planet for my naughty and nice lists is, and I quote, “a significant and wholly irresponsible breach of #GDPR “.
I'm going to hand out about 8 billion consent forms soon. If you could all get them back to me ASAP that would be appreciated.
Meandering thru my future homeland, and I found breakfast 🤤
Found a Pentium III machine still running and just doing its thing. Processing. Chilling. Moisturized. In its lane.
Somehow I just ended up having the entire row to myself on my flight. So much room for activities...
Incredibly, it appears that among the "bloatware" that was shut down by Elon over on the other site... was the "microservice" that sends the 2FA codes you need to securely log in. https://twitter.com/zachsilberberg/status/1592228112770924544
zach silberberg on Twitter

“apparently they didnt turn off 2-factor authentication but they DID turn off the service that sends you the 2-factor authentication code. so if you log out and try to log in with an authentication code you simply wont receive one. lol. lmao”

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The holidays approacheth.
#caturday
Meet Meowgret Scratcher.
Did anyone manage to land tickets for Thotcon 2023?

So as an update. I went and graduated in May of 2019 and managed to (somehow) land a job as a SecOps junior analyst in the hospitality sector in Chicago 3 days after walking for my bachelor's.

Because of COVID, I actually ended up working from home for longer than I'd been physically travelling to the office.

3 and a half-ish years later, I'm a senior on the same team with GSEC and GCIH certs, and I'm studying for CISSP I'm surrounded at work by some of the most intelligent people I've ever had the pleasure of meeting. It's been a wild ride, and I'm looking forward to more.