"I should sous vide tonight"
Anova: "We're charging a subscription for the feature you don't use for the thing you use a handful number of times per year. Don't worry, you're an existing user so this will be free for as long as you use your old cooker. But also we're deprecating support for it"
This is why I'm noping out of pretty much everything smart. Which as the super nerd who was first in line for all of this, is a massive mark against the future of all of this 😅