@dkub The only thing that comes to mind here is, of course, FizzBuzz Enterprise Edition.

https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpriseEdition

What I've noticed with serverless functions is that I get the best performance for spend from compiled languages. So something that starts crazy fast and responds fast is the best option.

Usually it's something like Go/Rust and Custom Handlers with Azure Functions.

Today’s project to distract from the awful people at work:

Cleaning my keyboards! Going to have to pull out the soldering iron to free the PCB from the plate.

You don’t want to see the plastic case grime. Trust me.

@KinkTodd okay, so gear time for both of us, then. 😁

I haven’t had gear time in a while because I’m the only gearhead in the house.

Early spring is rough for me, emotionally. But I’m hoping to put more stuff here as the days get longer.

I also nerded out on visual design with someone, and keyboard layouts. Tendinitis sucks, so I’m thinking about getting a set of Dvorak keycaps and repurposing one of my first mechanical keyboards.

I think I’m a nut. Other people say I’m a sexy nut, but I don’t know

My week in a post:

Yes, I have the ability to do your work, coworker.

No, I can’t do your work because I have my own work to do.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

🙃

The feeling when your way to solve a problem is rewriting sections of a FUSE3 driver.

I think I might need to either be drunk or high to not rip my hair out.

(Counterpoint: it’s just Go code, so eh, nbd)
(Countercounterpoint: Microsoft Azure)

My boss hit a bit of a nerve with me, which made me assess another team as untrustworthy, and the fact they have never tried to rebuild that trust.

So that’s why I’m doing three large projects at once.