24/7 Programming Memes

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? Cat dog sin theta. 🤣 #engineer #jokes #coder #memes #developers #programmer #developer
Waiter: Would you like coffee or tea? Programmer: Yes. 🤣 #developers #programming #jokes #coding #coder #developer #engineer
Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. 😅 #developer #engineer #memes #jokes #programming #coder #developers
How many Prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? false. 😆 #developers #developer #engineer #memes #programmer #jokes #coding
Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas? Because OCT 31 == DEC 25. 🤣 #developers #programming #coding #programmer #coder #engineer #jokes
Child: Dad, why does the sun rise in the east and set in the west? Dad: Son, it's working, don't touch it. 😂 #engineer #programming #developers #programmer #memes #developer #coding
Software salesmen and used-car salesmen differ in that the latter know when they are lying. 😆 #jokes #coding #memes #developer #coder #programming #developers
Pirates go 'arg!', computer pirates go 'argv!' 😂 #engineer #coder #memes #programming #developer #coding #jokes
Why did Microsoft name their search engine BING? Because It's Not Google. 🤣 #jokes #programming #developer #engineer #programmer #coding #coder
What did the Java code say to the C code? A: You've got no class. 😆 #memes #jokes #engineer #developers #coder #coding #programmer