68% of people are allergic to monkey semen.
It’s in more processed foods than you would think.
These facts are up for debate.
#satire #parody #comedy #problematic #facts
| Threads | http://www.threads.net/ProblematicFacts |
| http://www.instagram.com/ProblematicFacts | |
| Bluesky | http://www.bsky.app/ProblematicFacts |
68% of people are allergic to monkey semen.
It’s in more processed foods than you would think.
Old Navy sells a line of edible panties exclusively through its website.
They plan to launch a low-calorie line in 2025.
The microwave oven was originally designed to warm up babies in Nordic countries.
It wasn’t safe, but it was quick.
Former First Lady Melania Trump has an unusual fear of button mushrooms.
I wonder what sparked this fear.
Sidney Poitier played Danny Tanner in the unaired pilot episode of Full House.
ABC didn't believe America was ready to see an interracial family on television.
Michael Jordan worked as an executive for ExxonMobil before becoming a professional basketball player.
He may or may not have caused the Exxon Valdez spill.
Every yawn is an opportunity for a ghost to pee into your mouth.
They’re freaky.
Denny’s is the only casual dining restaurant in the US that serves hippopotamus burgers.
It kind of tastes like penguin.
People born on a Tuesday do not have a butthole.
Check for yourself.