The World Cup visitors in Kansas City have learned that you can just go out and buy fireworks in this bitch and set them off anywhere. They have assimilated flawlessly and I am proud of them.

Is the service you rely on entirely ran by one guy somewhere? If so, that’s pretty badass, but watch out.

Definitely strained myself on the bike today. This fucking suuuucks

Another powerful day at the powerful day factory (gym)

Microsoft Teams sure does receive a lot of updates, despite how it never seems to improve. What are they changing?

Does anyone actually believe that a company claiming to have AGI in their hands would willingly go for an IPO? What is the incentive to do this, if you’ve conquered the very concept of labor? Unless, of course, it was all marketing smoke, and they are now ready to cash out. Just a thought.

In da basement hiding from tornados again. Man fuck this.

If you elect me as president, I will send all men that I see at the bar who do not wash their hands after pissing to gulag.

We as a nation need to address the bar-slop that is “Chive TV.” This is maybe the worst thing to happen to bars in the past decade and I’m not kidding. The bar would be better off with no TV at all as an alternative.