How many hours do you have to spend actively not getting laid in order to listen to Jordan Peterson?
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Scoot Pilgrim
@post_radicle
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i am Kicking Ass at mario kart online
i just drank a night time theraflu, i'm listening to mbmbam, and playing mario kart online. i am at my most powerful
last night i watched the starwars holiday special and my brain has been leaking out of my ears steadily since
knzkate
Lynnesbian 
time for another day in america
6:00am: wake up in chronic pain because i couldn't afford healthcare
6:30am: watch reality TV and documentaries where praying mantises move at 200% speed with panther growls dubbed over it
8:00am: drive kids to school in SUV
9:00am: call comcast
12:30pm: call AT&T
3:00pm: pick up surviving kids from school
3:30pm: get arrested for going 1mp/h over the speed limit
4:00pm: get killed by prison guards
5:00pm: corpse gets shot
5:30pm: corpse is towed and fined
I'm watching original 2004 DS restoration video. This is self care
Not to sound like a straight edge but like. Why shouldn't we expect and make sure that a president, someone with nuclear codes, should be sober maybe. Especially considering how frequently Nixon was drunk and pointed out the fact that he could, if he wanted to, launch missiles. Idk
