United with my childhood best friend in never updating our voicemails from when we got our first cellphones at age 12

All this heated rivalry stuff is very fun but those two boys are definitely lesbians

i really dont't want to wear my winter coat again. maybe i can get away with my jacket and heavy wool sweaters for this trip??

i wish if books could kill was better lol

I don’t want a heated rivalry parody musical

its been a weird year with everyone around me in very serious committed relationship i wish dating was going better for me but regardless it is kind of unmooring to be lower priority with people who i would have said were my best friend previously

there's something off in the air tonightx

Insane that someone keeps breaking into my apartment stairwell and hotboxing the place. Please stop! But also @ my idiot roommates don’t leave the front door unlocked christ