no!!!! noooooooo!
don’t cry because it’s over, bripe because it happened
@timmy devastating news for Bripe Nation
@timmy Truly this is the sign of the end times, as it has been foretold
@timmy How will mastodon ever recover
@timmy this must be like 9/11 for a very specific type of guy who made mastodon from 2018 to 2020 his entire personality
@timmy The bripes of the fedi just became rare artifacts.
@sexybenfranklin there is a new in box bripe on ebay for $150 rn
@timmy What was the original retail price?
@sexybenfranklin i can’t say i recall. amazon seems to still have stock in their official store for $100, but i don’t think i paid that much in the pre-covid days
@timmy @sexybenfranklin tariffs probably also are a factor now
@timmy gotta get 'em while you still can.
@timmy now I defo need to buy myself a bripe
@timmy Alas, we must now find love in a bripeless place
@timmy oh, I had to invoke the wayback machine to remember what it was. (the weird coffee pipe thingy)