@henry @tunubesecamirio Yes, this Spanglish was proudly written by me. I did a sense check on it afterwards, and did correct one obvious mistake:

"los cuentos de electricidad" => "las cuentas" ("cuento" means "story"; "cuenta" means "bill").

I left the awkward phrasing as is, because a native speaker can certainly decipher what I meant, and as you said, it's my human voice. This is how I would have said it out loud if we were speaking to each other. :)