Using the WSJ opinion section as barometer for the worst opinions with still works.

Systems

I guess I need to read that next chapter, stuck

👏 to The Atlantic, for the best opening paragraph yet.

Dear WI mosquitoes, I've already given my blood tithing.
Now F-off

Damn I used to be cool.

This ain't no party, this ain't no disco
This ain't no fooling around
No time for dancing, or lovey dovey
I ain't got time for that now

Fencing medals are best medals.