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I make mastodon bots, tell dumb jokes, and have boring opinions
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this is a good place to post, if you've got the toots for it
@noelle I thought it WAS deserted island?
you might think we're being mean, but it's just #blockallbozos2018
sometimes people are being big ol bozos on the 'Net and i gotta block em... #BlockAllBozos2018
gul dern it
@ctrlaltdog I NEED THIS
@jk just add some anti-salt
mood: first 5 seconds of the scatman song