this is a good place to post, if you've got the toots for it
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pishogue
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I make mastodon bots, tell dumb jokes, and have boring opinions
you might think we're being mean, but it's just #blockallbozos2018
squirt bacharachsometimes people are being big ol bozos on the 'Net and i gotta block em... #BlockAllBozos2018
gul dern it
rei~, spooky 🎃mood: first 5 seconds of the scatman song
REMIND me to create a completely new identity in 4-6 months
MOVED TO why don't we just make an instance called spam.social and block it, then have all the spambots go over there? problem solved
I need to have this set as weekly reminder or something. not even joking.
I need to get this tattooed on the back of my hand: "BEING IN CHARGE OF SHIT SUCKS ASS STOP MAKING PLANS THAT REQUIRE YOU TO BE AN AUTHORITY FIGURE"
*suddenly stands up and starts waving arms wildly* I'VE GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA!!!