dr ozzy 🐷 

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       the kind pig of online   
🌟ad astra per alas porci🌟
    he/him

please have at least one nice and normal interaction with me before follow requesting

some of y'all on here
@ItsJenNotGoblin happy birthday! πŸ·πŸ’™πŸ‘΅πŸ¦•
Its my birthday. Can I get some boosts?
just saw some jeopardy end credits that listed their use of a "stegosaurus photo"
@robotcarsley you will drive better next time you big bitch πŸ’™
@radicalrobit how about mailing some pie to your old pal pig
@pisscotheque shyamalan-grade twist ending here
@Aleums
password: p1g

Thanksgiving dinner, courtesy of the No Substitutions, Please team:

- ribeyes @nsmckinnon seasoned and @Louisa grilled to perfection;
- courtesy of Noah, the creamiest mashed potatoes in the known universe;
- a Caesar salad @MagicIsTheCause prepared, with spicy croutons and homemade dressing from Noah.

@Pixley never before was yelling "pig" such a joyous thing