My view over Lyme Regis earlier this week
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Pretty sure I’ve got my underpants on back to front today
Have I just opened VS Code, or have I just stepped out of my time machine hoping I’ve fixed a major balls up from before?
Why is it dark? This isn’t Finland.
When YouTubers say “click on the pop out banner”, nothing appears on my TV, so it looks like a half-hearted sarcastic disco move🕺
Observation: Gillette Fusion 5 shaving gel dissolves the glue that secures the lubricating strip on Harry’s razor blades. Other combinations, no problem.
The MSM won’t report this of course!
Responses to the nasty little comments someone always makes at extended family Christmases:
1. Still single are you?
"Yes. How's your family by the way? Your eldest still in prison for dealing is he?"
2. Don't worry, you'll find someone soon
"Thanks. I was just saying the same to your husband actually"
I'm quite cross at how bad the first contestant on Popmaster was. Who doesn't know Tiffany's song from the 1980s?