Phil Holmes

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@SwiftOnSecurity 86.75.30.9
@foone next time don't try to get the weeping willow to run Doom.
@thecyberjudas Anyone weeded out by dad jokes is someone I don't want in my network.
@thecyberjudas I mean, I always start with the dad jokes.
@spiegelmama Same. I don't like to leave the family at home to "socialize" because I feel guilty.

📅 25 years ago today, Windows '98 was released!

💾 Windows '98 was released on June 25th, 1998!

Everyone: You should network as much as possible
Me: Absolutely, sounds good
Also me: ....I have no idea how to start conversations with strangers.
@hacks4pancakes So, you got your ham radio license?
This is your semi-annual reminder that everything would be better if we converted to Swatch Internet Time.
It seems like every person born before 1980 has a baby photo of them being bathed in a kitchen sink and I have a theory that most of it stopped when people got dishwashers and realized it was a much more convenient way to clean their children.