oh dear god 😂

God can’t exist. He just can’t. Because why would he let this pestilence live on, especially with three lifetimes’ worth of KFC and McCrap in his arteries?

This picture smells like hot dog water.

I’m sorry, but “synergizing” and “paradigm”, aren’t these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I’m accusing them of anything like that—

I’m fired, aren’t I?

There’s plenty of delicious cheese, I can skip this one. 😂

Glad I didn’t watch that nonsense lol

ADHD doesn’t allow me to enjoy audiobooks. I tried. 😭

I read this in Lenny’s voice 😂

He’s so gross. What a douchebag.

Is this satire or sincere Methese?