Short and missing the end?

Rofl… I’m a patient person and even I don’t have the patience for that

Whatever you decide. If other peoples behaviour is making you question living (e.g. corrupt politicians) I’d recommend stopping having other people’s behaviour be part of your reason to live.

Find your own reason, anything, collecting every stamp ever printed in 1954, whatever! We all die in the end, the important thing is to figure out what you like doing while you’re here and then do that for as long as you’re enjoying it.

I mean, the reason can be bringing about political change if you want, just bring that inside you and your control and act on it, the reason should not involve other people (although it can if they consent, e.g. my wife and I currently have the project of raising our son and buying a house, and that’s our mutual project at the moment).

Who lets a carrot grow for 13 years?!

I wish every second person was wearing a black t-shirt

Ah he could always gift you Up, instead.

I could be wrong, but I think OP wants to connect from his terminal to avoid suspicion

I grew up playing a mud called discworldmud, it’s an entire multiplayer world that’s still really active and entirely text based and entirely free. You should check that out. Plus Tintin++ to connect from your terminal ;)

Though I read that study was skewed by the average age of people that can afford to live near a golf course. They didn’t compare like for like in terms of health (as I recall anyway, open to correction!)

I feel like frame 3 should be clean shaven and frame 4 captioned “everything, right?”