Production Joker: I just want to see the world undeployed.

British-American Unix systems programmer, system administrator, Site Reliability Engineer, whatever the current in vogue term is. Think of the stereotype and you have a decent first approximation, beard (in winter) and all.

I do have a sense of humor. It's often dry or quirky. Various expeditions have so far failed to prove the existence of this alleged sense of humor, but equally, they haven't disproven its existence, so I'm still in the game.