Petti Crocker

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quasi-professional weirdo, karaoke snob, rotisserie chicken connoisseur. part shitposter, part boring queer middle-aged person who talks about everyday stuff.
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I have returned (once I remembered my login) #fuckaas
So here’s everything I’m possibly allergic to (P=positive; the number next to it is the degree of reaction, 3 being the highest). Doc wants me to do an elimination diet. Grocery shopping was a nightmare this weekend. So many things I’ve just taken for granted as being safe for me to eat have to be put aside for at least several weeks now. Corn is in every damn thing and under dozens of different ingredient names, including white vinegar and citric acid. Wheat/oats aren’t surprising (celiac).
this tweet lives rent-free in the hall of fame in my head.
Sorry I’ve been absent for awhile. Here’s a photo of my new toilet. Just got it installed last night after the last one started leaking and was diagnosed to be beyond repair. Homeownership is bullshit. But I’m happy with the new toilet.
Helios does not have the brain cell today

so a friend shared this meme awhile back and said it has “big Petti energy”

and like

they weren’t wrong?

pic of me at age 7 for comparison