Petti Crocker

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144 Followers
139 Following
678 Posts
quasi-professional weirdo, karaoke snob, rotisserie chicken connoisseur. part shitposter, part boring queer middle-aged person who talks about everyday stuff.
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Petti CrockerOct 25
CatbusOct 25
your timeline has been blessed by Baby Bison, please enjoy 48 hours of elevated serotonin
Petti CrockerOct 25
mel!Oct 25
man adhd is such a clown show "coffee makes me tired" "trying to focus makes me more easily distracted" "i can work at 20x the speed but only in the last 5% of time before a deadline" WHO DESIGNED THIS SH—
Petti CrockerOct 25
Cru w/ gizzardsOct 25
if you see a Camry that doesn’t have a dented bumper, beware. it is coming soon.
Petti CrockerOct 25
Max LeibmanOct 25
If Republicans are the political equivalent of smoking, then Democrats are vapes.

Less dangerous, but not actually good for you, and not nearly as cool-looking as practitioners think.
Petti CrockerOct 25
ZephOct 23

It's cool to care. It's brave to be incredibly passionate. There is no greater strength than being unashamed of your empathy and compassion.

I won't tolerate anyone that doesn't care.

Petti CrockerOct 25
Human GhostwriterOct 23
The person in front of me is driving like their "Baby up in this Bitch" bumper sticker means NOTHING to them.
Petti CrockerOct 25
Lizzy 💫Oct 24
it's bad bitch o'clock I say putting on my strawberry shortcake pj pants
Petti CrockerOct 25
large mozzOct 24
since the dawn of time man has endeavored to make bigger and more fucked up gourds
Petti CrockerOct 25
IllegalhexOct 23

I will not talk with a chatbot
I do not want it while I shop

I do not want it on Windows X-box
I do not want it in Firefox

I do not want it in my house
I do not want it on my mouse
I do not want it here or there
I do not want it anywhere.

I do not want AI and Spam
I do not want them Sam-Alt-Man

Petti CrockerOct 25
InvisiholeOct 24
Doom scrolling is actually just looking at your phone now.