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never end a sentence with a preposition. famous Sonic 2006 apologist. doing a bit at least 90% of the time. #twinja πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
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I have a structured hamburger and I need helper now
I tried a candy corn donut today and my review is do not try a candy corn donut.
but when the apocalypse hits, where will you poop
she dreams in burgers, she dreams in ham
can’t find a helper man
She Gettys on my burg until I eventually surrender at Appomattox
before his unfortunate passing, one time steve albini reposted a goatse joke i made on someone's pic of what a stroke looks like on a medical scan & that was pretty cool
I would recycle bangers but I’m very lazy and also I don’t have any
#fuckaas for the shitposters
If we were moots on bsky and I don't follow you back it's because you're using a different profile pic and I don't know who the fuck you are because I'm terrible with screen names so just tell me and I'll follow back lol #fuckaas
Meet me at Home Depot you #fuckaas bitch