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he/him. legally married. I practically live on the toilet.
@PaleCrow I think my penis just moved a little
@Stoned_Deva_ mine smells like baby oil and tacos
@amandacsb2 I don’t understand it either
your toots smell like a penis
I talk a lot of shit for someone who can't fuck unless it's behind a locked door.
@patnspankme I did that my first day here and felt like a dickhead and yes we all saw you
accidentally boosted my own toot
luckily I caught it and unboosted it before anyone saw, I hope
so embarrassing
I can’t believe what you fucking people are willing to pay for chicken wings.
Do you even live in an old house if you don’t need to jiggle the toilet handle?
@RacerX @Vathighna we’re selling period panties 2 for 1 this month