Glen Nuzzles

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I'm trying to read feedly in a terminal app. I don't know what my problem is

I wish I would have had a vision of me begging a crabby daughter to get out of the single bathroom while I hold back an explosion when I was signing the mortgage papers.

Because then I wouldn’t have signed. Too late now.

RT Miexriir: Quarantine Diary, week 3:

found the remote to my All-Stars Racing Shadow The Hedgehog Electric RC Motorcycle

When my work had me work from home, it didn’t seem so bad.

When my kids school closed, it didn’t seem so bad.

But when my vet is doing curbside service for my cat- I realized fully how insane everything is right now

Alright, now westworld is doing some kind of POV videogame style thing with a robot running through a building and it's painful to watch.
Season 3 of west world is shaping up to be like season two. Ugh. Why does a good show have to fall down the “Prison Break” hole?
It’s too hot to fake-friendly with neighbors when I’m trying to mow the lawn. I’m ready to naked-scream at them like that episode of ‘always sunny’.

Also: the idea of using a skeleton to scare confessions out of a criminal is adorable:

https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/criminal-confession-skeleton-patent

Would You Confess Your Criminal Misdeeds to This Skeleton?

Back in the 1920s, the inventor Helene Adelaide Shelby was pretty sure you would.

Atlas Obscura
I’ve spent so much money on my old cats in the last week, that when the vet called to tell me it will be $60 for more meds- I didn’t even feel anything

"Sheldon, you need to chill."
"hah?"
"Sheldon, you -need- to chill."
"Huh?"
"Sheldon."
"Yeah?"
"You need to chill."
"I need to chill?"

- This is what I've been listening to next door when they're not running power-saw for an hour straight.