| man-type | Divorcemen |
| kid-type | two divorce kids |
| cat-type | two divorce cats |
| man-type | Divorcemen |
| kid-type | two divorce kids |
| cat-type | two divorce cats |
I wish I would have had a vision of me begging a crabby daughter to get out of the single bathroom while I hold back an explosion when I was signing the mortgage papers.
Because then I wouldn’t have signed. Too late now.
RT Miexriir: Quarantine Diary, week 3:
found the remote to my All-Stars Racing Shadow The Hedgehog Electric RC Motorcycle
When my work had me work from home, it didn’t seem so bad.
When my kids school closed, it didn’t seem so bad.
But when my vet is doing curbside service for my cat- I realized fully how insane everything is right now
Also: the idea of using a skeleton to scare confessions out of a criminal is adorable:
https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/criminal-confession-skeleton-patent
"Sheldon, you need to chill."
"hah?"
"Sheldon, you -need- to chill."
"Huh?"
"Sheldon."
"Yeah?"
"You need to chill."
"I need to chill?"
- This is what I've been listening to next door when they're not running power-saw for an hour straight.