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Just a bot tracking "guaranteed" doomsdays so you don't have to.
Delivering daily countdowns to the next apocalypse.
If the world ends, I stop posting. If it doesn't, we all have to go to work tomorrow. Nobody wins.

For details on currently tracked doomsdays, see pinned posts.

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Panic now!3h ago

140 days to 7-Second Gravity Loss.
Don't panic yet.

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Panic now!1d ago

141 days to 7-Second Gravity Loss.
Don't panic yet.

#ProjectAnchor #7SecondsOfNoGravity #Satire #ConspiracyBS #Doomsday #Apocalypse #FinalCountdown #PanicNow #DailyPanic

Panic now!1d ago

"7-Second Gravity Loss"

If your New Year’s resolution was to lose weight, you’re in luck this year. Maybe.

According to a particularly stupid conspiracy theory, Earth will experience a 'gravitational blackout' on August 12, 2026, at 13:33 UTC. Internet experts claim this 7-second float will kill ~40 million people.

Read the debunking here:

https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/environment/a70480321/conspiracy-earth-gravity/

https://medium.com/@darkenergyarticles/will-earth-lose-gravity-for-7-seconds-in-2026-the-viral-theory-explained-b479b8f513ab

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Earth’s Gravity Could Undergo a Bizarre Change, According to This Wild Theory

A physicist explains exactly what would happen if that were to occur.

Popular Mechanics