Sometimes, you just gotta go for style points.

Then you call the phone number and its a “helpful” voice chat bot you have to tell your problem to and hope it directs you to the right directory in their convoluted phone tree

Yes

Why am I not surprised by these two sectors being the culprits?

Exactly. For seasoning

I always love seeing your marker work show up

So, uh: did I get the job?

The Final Final Final Final Final Final Season: The Movie

Yeah, wotsisname’s Law of Headlines. If it ends in a question mark the answer to the question is no

Yeah, I’m currently in school for opticianry in Canada and both doctors and opticians are required to give you a written prescription that you can take elsewhere, and in most if not all provinces they have to put your PD on it too