Maven (famous)Job Interview
pacmondoSo, uh: did I get the job?
I’m sure I could give you some type of job ;)
sigh… *unzips*
Na, I don’t hire a W***r.
Interviewer: I was busy meat-spinning the stack of resumes. It’s just the most efficient way to get through them.
IninewCrowHe seems happy about it
The job involves writing erotica. You’re hired.
Uk… I’m really curious as to how porn actors are hired. Do they send nudes and stuff in their portfolio?
- Here’s my penis.
- Here’s my ass.
- Here’s me rawdogging a twink.
- Here’s me getting rawdogged by a twink.
- Here’s a letter of recommendation from the same twink.
- Yes, we might look alike, but the twink is not my brother. He’s my cousin.
I’m really curious as to how porn actors are hired.
I dunno but I’ve been told if you’re young, catch a bus to LA, then get off the bus and look lost for a while, you’ll find out.
Source: lemmy.world/post/16560618
Shattered Innocence (1988, 480p) - Lemmy.World
This is one of those Lifetime CBS TV movies about all the terrible things that can happen to your kids. In this case, a sweet n innocent young girl from smalltown Kansas moves to wicked LA in the 80s because life back home is boring and she has way too many responsibilities. Naturally she is soon partying and doing… uh… “films.” This would all be just kind of campy except that it’s based on a true story and it doesn’t end well. - Invidious link: https://invidious.privacydev.net/watch?v=CmNrp3kC3fQ [https://invidious.privacydev.net/watch?v=CmNrp3kC3fQ] - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shattered_Innocence [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shattered_Innocence] ::: spoiler Content warning suicide - the movie begins and ends with it. :::
Ok, I was excited to read some horny shit. This is just sad man…
What do you do when an elephant comes in the window?
Swim!
I once shot an elephant in my pants … how it got in my pants I don’t know
Groucho Marx
I’m gonna go to HR with this . . . oh, wait