OpenAl is offering private equity firms a guaranteed minimum return of 17.5%, as well as early access to models not yet in public release. Which seems totally normal!
From The Atlantic:
The attention crisis at schools right now is such that film professors can't even get their students to finish movies, and the kids don't even look up the plots of the movies they skip, so students fail basic in-class quiz questions like "what happened at the end of the movie?"