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@ottumon
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Lazy LIS student, trans girl, reader, and shameless hobbyist translator. I post about things I like and assorted nonsense.

I will never become more powerful than you can imagine.

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hi yeshello
im25 and gay
modern authors should have their phones confiscated and all their weird sexts put on display on museums and shit, like letters of old authors
top 5 things you don't want to hear a devil say

thinking about the time the enemy devil had a +14 attack bonus and i complained aloud: "hold on a moment i only have 15 ac i'm going to get hit 95% of the time"

and on the devil's next turn the dm said in a low menacing voice "i heard that somebody here has low ac...!"

🎵 20s in the 20s🎶
The Shitposting of Haruhi Suzumiya
hot tip: don't run in "for a surprise attack" AFTER the wizard has scouted with their familiar and the familiar has been spotted and slain. (it will not be surprising)
it don't feel great when the devil lord commander of an army has +14 attack modifier and 4 attacks/turn when your AC is 15

so, our party is in avernus. the paladin uses his magic rod that always catches a fish to get a fish from a pool of suffering souls. i get an inspiration for cutting it into sushi with a single swing of the katana.

later, i use the inspiration to succeed on an acrobatics check to descend a 30-foot drop by thrusting the katana into the meaty hell wall to slow down the fall. the rest of the party use a rope. the balance is maintained

how is it april already
sometimes i feel nostalgic and miss an apartment that isn't real because i dreamt the whole thing, but the dream was nice