thinking about the time the enemy devil had a +14 attack bonus and i complained aloud: "hold on a moment i only have 15 ac i'm going to get hit 95% of the time"

and on the devil's next turn the dm said in a low menacing voice "i heard that somebody here has low ac...!"

top 5 things you don't want to hear a devil say
@ottumon I now want to watch an entire anime series that is literally a D&D game played by goofballs but instead of it being a game the characters are real people in this real world that's full of demons and monsters and people and whatnot and it still all runs by game logic and the players/party are aware of the mechanics and that's what makes them adventurers like .hack// but not a videogame
@ottumon oh and the "GM" and "player characters" are all total goofballs