Currently using a samsung, looking to jump ship

I’m gonna go ahead and claim responsibility for this. I did that, you’re all welcome

This is literally the only reason to fork over cash to spotify, are they insane?

I used the fossify paint app on my phone.

Depends, do you look like ron perlman? Thats a genre of catboy that needs more representation

Its dick barb surgery or nothing, pal

I dont really know how to draw beautiful pictures, or pianos for that matter

Oh huh, these came up in conversation at work this week. We smelled something nearly identical while some folks were welding something.

Callback to Strongbad, a fictional character who had a little side-show where he answered emails in boxing gloves to stay on-model.