In the buffet of life there are no second helpings. You gotta fill up your plate, top off your cup, and stuff a few rolls in your pocket

Moin moin #Berlin! Ich bin hier

Germans of the fediverse: recommendations for #Berlin please! Me, wife and two kids next Tuesday to Friday. Things to do and places to eat appreciated! We’re vegetarian but the kids aren’t. Thanks in advance 🙏

I have 48 hours in #Hamburg next week, as far as an itinerary goes am I missing something major? Did Minatur Wunderland and St. Michaelis last time. As you may be able to tell, we are staying in St. Pauli

My wife bought a cute tshirt that has Japanese characters on the front. Me being curious decided to translate them. It says wreck 😂

Guy on the train in fully-branded work gear talking about a major incident at work where a load of guys have been exposed to dangerous levels of lead in the air. Probably not a conversation to have in public...

Happy Yorkshire Day to all and sundry

I must remember to bring a bike next camping trip, could have done like 100 miles so far this week 🏕️ 🚲

Why is water from the bathroom tap so much nicer than water from the kitchen?

I think about this man whenever anyone says I should vote Labour. Yes Clegg was a dick, but this guy took the piss https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-64375992