Little known fact: Before the crowbar was invented, crows simply drank at home. #dadjoke

Fitting a woolly elephant into a hearse would be a mammoth undertaking.

Of course my car isn’t voice activated.
It goes without saying.

I was the only person who turned up for the World camouflage championship.

Just created a new universe where everything is reversed. The cows meow, the birds bark, and humans are actually nice to each other. Let's see how that plays out.