there's a kid somewhere in texas who can tell you when you'll die. he sits in a lawn chair in unkempt malls on the outskirts of austen most saturdays and charges whatever you're willing to pay. he stares at you for a minute like he's trying to focus on stars in the night sky then scribbles down a time on a sticky note. his face is hard to read and he doesn't smile much. he dresses in plain worn clothes that smell like cigarettes. he has a date 60 years in the future tattooed on his arm.

@[email protected] phased in from a higher plane to slap the mortals of this primitive world. okay. i will shop around for other instances.

@[email protected] pls don't bully me I just got here ;.; I literally access this shit through firefox. I literally google "mastadon" every day and click the purple link.

@[email protected] what do the double implication arrows mean

@malwaretech Interesting follow up question: At what point does a site become a nazi supporting site? Mastadon is used a lot by nazis because many of them have been banned from twitter. Does supporting or contributing or maybe even posting to mastadon because mean you support the whole mastadon project as well as all the nazi spin offs? Doesn't mastadon's popularity kind of mean nazis might get boosted too, even if mastadon instances are more separate?

the german sex machine

tech bros be like "of course there is no inherit gender bias in my workplace" and then have a moldy office fleshlight that they have to fuck on fridays in the company meeting if earnings last quarter don't go up by at least 25%