Boss: "We need you to be more professional in your commit messages and bugtracker comments at work."
Me: "Alright, I'll try."
[5min later, an autobuild fails with just "msbuild encountered an internal error"]
Me: "Ooh ooh I have the perfect Simpsons GIF for this!"

I've made a deliberate choice against a quoting feature because it inevitably adds toxicity to people's behaviours. You are tempted to quote when you should be replying, and so you speak at your audience instead of with the person you are talking to. It becomes performative. Even when doing it for "good" like ridiculing awful comments, you are giving awful comments more eyeballs that way. No quote toots. Thank's

me: if i ever log off i'll die
also me: i want to move to the hinterlands of montana and never see a computer or phone again

in case any of you haven't read the fine print in my profile description: if you are my mutual, we are legally married

Tom Waits, boost if you agree

"how many followers do you have?" "oh, 7 or 8, but they follow me from hundreds of accounts across oceans of time"

I guess I should probably try and visit this site more often if I want to, uh, use it.