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RIP to Colin Powell, I thought you were great in In Bruges
so help me, i will lay The Smackdown* on your Ass**
(*several smooches)
(**forehead)
So, uh. How bout that new Bo Biden netflix special, eh?
Who the fuck slides into peoples DMs. Why would you even do that. I cannot stress enough how much anxiety the idea of DMing someone gives me. No thanks
Now That’s What I Call Toots Volume 33
Featuring such hits as:
“Big Tiddy Alf”
“Vape Ape”
“Smooth featuring Rob Thomas” by Carlos Santana
Spent a couple months trying to figure out my gender identity... felt like I was possibly demi-gender/non-binary but it turns out I’m just cis and very VERY stupid
Old People Be Watchin' Cable Nthesis: referring to every political scandal as "[prefix]-gate"
antithesis: referring to every political ideology as being "[prefix]-pilled"
synthesis: referring to the gradual replacement of policy with spectacle in american politics as being "gatepilled"
antithesis: referring to every political ideology as being "[prefix]-pilled"
synthesis: referring to the gradual replacement of policy with spectacle in american politics as being "gatepilled"
Non-Canon Homophobic Neopets NPC
"10/10, would suck cocks in hell" - Karras' mother's yelp review for pazuzu