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Uncontrollable urge to pun. Converter and Theorycrafter, Narrative gamer and occasionally get things painted.

Establishing here as Twitter is being eaten.

Father of a strange child.

MeCis Male; He/Him
Current SystemsWarcry, AoS PtG, Kill Team
Primaris Infiltrator bashed out of a Reiver kit and a Scion head. Turned out pretty well.
Ultramarines captain finished!
My entry to the local store conversion contest - Skaven gutter runner attack, based on the classic Alex Boyd artwork (close up photo was taken the previous evening, before I finished up the details)

@aptshadow here's a funny story, I had a meeting with a colleague yesterday, and told him that I realised who he reminded me of - that he could play a younger Adrian Tchaikovsky.

"He sounds familiar... wait, he wrote the books with all the spiders, right?"

I think the last time I played 40k was in 6e, then detachments started happening and it collapsed under its own weight.

8e looked interesting, but seemed to struggle with balance due to too many layers of rules, and 9e just doubled down on that.

If 10e (which is a given for this year) pares back some of the rampant complexity then I might actually dive back in. Might.

@aptshadow I have a quick question about Day of Ascension. I can't remember whether the family were described as being a specific cult or not, the cover art looks like Four Armed Emperor but my gut thinks Bladed Cog given the setting - I'm painting a contest piece inspired by the Kelermorph character (I have the audiobook, so Sekiri is probably the completely wrong spelling) and was wondering the general scheme you envisioned when writing.

I crumbled a stock cube into some water, stirred it as normal, seemed ok. Started pouring, and as soon as there wasn't 100% of it in the jug, it all vanished entirely leaving no trace.

I was a little confused, until I realised that I had used a Boolean cube by mistake.

me: working from home gives me the opportunity to focus on tasks free from the the distractions of a noisy office!

brain:

TROUT

TROUT

LET IT ALL OUT

THESE ARE THE FISH I CAN DO WITHOUT

SALMON

I’M TALKING TO YOU

SALMON

me: cool never mind

When the four year old knows she likes cheese, but also has high standards.