ProTip: If you see a new device on your residential network, and it’s pulling down a bunch of data solely from the manufacturer’s domains, ask yourself if you have a birthday coming up before you go all OMGWTFBBQ at your partner.

I’ve always been prone to earworms, but never before have I been so persistently afflicted by a mashup of my own involuntary creation: “Ya know it’s all about the Moops, about the Moops, no typo.” I really don’t know how it got there, it just showed up one morning and won’t go away. But if anyone would like to take it off my hands, I’ll make you a very reasonable offer.