A lie can go halfway round the world while the truth has a paywall.
@matthew_d_green That means that you can buy the version of the truth that you want.
@wyliecoyoteuk @matthew_d_green Artisanal, fair-trade, small-batch truth in conveniently disposable, resealable packaging.
@notALLpixels @matthew_d_green alternative truth, like alternative humour.