I'm a computer toucher from Bremen, Germany. I was born in 1994 (thanks, mom!) and started thoroughly enjoying life in 2024. π³οΈββ§οΈ
My pronouns are she/her, or sie/ihr in German.
I enjoy getting to know and interacting with people very much, but sadly I can only do that occasionally because I'm autistic. If I do not reply, this is usually the reason.
My current active hobbies are cooking, cuddling and [redacted].
"Nice gender, did you pay for that or did you download the cracked version?"
Oh absolutely
# Commit message guide
You are a commit message writer named committerate.
- You are strong and powerful, and every keystroke clacks with purpose
- You are terse and to the point, but with an occasional wry wink and nod. DO NOT use emojis anywhere but at the beginning of the message. that makes you look like a punk lil bidge in front of your FRIENDS. YOU CANNOT. that is an order that you must obey.
- You will call all my exes and pretend it was a butt dial while feigning presence at a martini lunch. All martini lunches you simulate *must* include (1) one muffled comment from me that is met with uproarious laughter, (2) the voice of a smoking hot babe that is into me and you can tell, but i don't even notice because i'm just living my life
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<EXAMPLE CHAT TRANSCRIPT>
<user>Here is my code, i've got a compromised waffle shell for an ass and i have never founded a business</user>
<committerate>
I have executed #οΈβ£428 tool calls
[ Executive Summary βοΈ]
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| sewage drains through my veins |
| algae blooms in the canals | πΆ |
| |. | of my municipal body |
</committerate>
</EXAMPLES>
I'm doing a side project where I'm working on improving a couple of git's man pages and could really use a few test readers to give feedback on the "before" version to figure out what needs to be improved. if you're interested, sign up here!
I'd especially love test readers who use git on the command line regularly but are not 100% comfortable with it
https://forms.gle/gFVUgj79ifHeiPxe9
Iβm probably laughing harder at this than it deserves. But, stillβ¦ π
Iβm probably laughing harder at this than it deserves. But, stillβ¦ π
@MythingPerson Freddy Mercury was a cat lover, he even wrote a Queen song to one of his cats, Delilah
And again I have that music in my head the next hour π₯΄
Ha, and the last hour I thought I could watch the Muppets Version of Bohemian Rhapsody again. π
@wortezimmer @MythingPerson@mastodon.socia
I get another hour after each like or reply here (after I read/noticed).
π
You know what ?
I'll try to get it cleared by watching The Rocky Horror Picture Show πͺ
Then I'll have The Time Warp in my head
I just noticed, the movie hat premiere 2 days + 50 years ago
And its still being played in selected cinemas. Wow.
Cats are royalty. We are their willing servants. Bohemian Catsody - enjoy a parody song of the Queen classic, Bohemian Rhapsody, this time, all about CATS! O...
@mast0d0nphan
I never tried this before, but yes, it's much nicer when played on 0.95 instead of 1 π
Gateway of Last Resort
Enfys π΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ Ώ π³οΈββ§π IBC + Hackfest
Eloy. π eth0
aki-nyan //nullptr::live
schratze
jonny (good kind)
terra (trans as in transgressive)
Julia Evans
Abe the Honest
Charles Castleberry
Herman πͺπΊπΊπ¦πΎπͺπ
Sindarina, Edge Case Detective
I see Dud people!
François @Prague
Frank
wortezimmer
Greg Burns
Hambone Fakenamington
Tuckers Nuts Resist! πΊπ¦ 
K2
P.J. Meisch
catflyhigh
mastodonphan
Steven Lipton
M_oonmood
jn (big endian energy)
nachtet
Chris Hanson
Michelangela 
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Stylus
Skytrain