There really needs to be a universal opt-out for all "new things" icons, notifications, etc. I do not want your stupid little dot, I don't want your stupid "New!" icon, and I absolutely do not want your stupid little pop-up telling me about some stupid new feature I'll never use.

It occurs to me that the sign of the cross is just the Konami code.

I always hear people saying they are so refreshed and ready to go back to work after a vacation, but I just want to quit and never go back. My job is fine and all, but like... I don't *want* to do it.

Ah yes, summer, when my fingerprint reader stops recognizing me because I can never be dry enough.

For #caturday, here are my two dummies in a rare moment of peace.

I ordered Mega Man slippers because I am an adult.